Important PSA

Important public safety announcement, complete with illustration, from here (as far as I can tell, these people are serious!):
http://www.jewishsexuality.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=182&Itemid=69

Immodest dress can cause traffic accidents and other public hazards

But my scientific observations show otherwise: there are many more horrible traffic accidents when there's snow outside and people are at their most modest! Obviously, dressing too modest is what causes accidents. For the love of all that is good and proper, we need to convince everyone to wear tank tops and shorty shorts when walking outside, especially in the wintertime. Think about all the lives saved and heartache avoided!